- Wednesday, June 20, 2001

*This is more or less me. The beard is now a thing of the past.*

Summary(This is brief and to the point. If you want to be entertained, read the actual comics;) : Hapless Joe begins with the lead character, Joe, waking up to find himself abducted by aliens. These aliens wanted to anal probe him, but Joe wasn't about to let that happen. So instead they inserted a special microchip into his brain, one that would translate any verbal language for him. Just when Joe figured the aliens were letting him go, he ran across an imprisoned girl deeper in their ship. She warned him that the aliens intended to use him as a guinea pig for an extended period, IE: Till' death. She claimed to know where an escape shuttle was, if Joe would help her escape too. Joe took her up on the offer and the two fled the ship. The girl truned out to be an abducted Princess called Koni, and the lizard-like aliens that had abducted them both were known as the Kojo. Unfortunately, princesses don't often make good pilots, and Koni soon crashed the escape shuttle on an alien planet, too obviously far from Earth. There Koni and Joe were abducted by pirates, who intended to sell them into slavery. They didn't get too far before the Kojo caught up with their former prisoners, and quite litteraly blew the pirates out of the sky. Luckily Joe and Koni shanghied the Pirate Captain as he made his own get away, and that's all there is.

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